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tempted by the fruit of another online quiz (an unsuccessful bout of "Which Indie band is your favorite" only to be confronted with the answer of Radiohead (all those indie records on Capitol, eh?)) I ventured onto OKCupid. I should have stayed at home (read: Facebook) but the chance to re-listen to Arcade Fire was just too sweet. Anyways.

There I was, hard at work dredging up YouTubes to fill in my patchy indie rock education due to being a Christian shut-in, and some dude IMs me. As my general rule is "ignore, ignore, ignore!," I ignored my general rule and answered him. Here is the result.

[10:26:33 pm]DarkSkyFlight: hi.

[10:26:33 pm]DarkSkyFlight: how are you?

[10:27:04 pm]meggyok: fine! and you?

[10:27:36 pm]DarkSkyFlight: i'm fine, too.

[10:27:40 pm]DarkSkyFlight: what part of l.a.?

[10:27:50 pm]meggyok: west hollywood

[10:28:23 pm]DarkSkyFlight: i'm near downtown.

[10:28:25 pm]DarkSkyFlight: what do you do?

[10:28:42 pm]meggyok: i'm a librarian

[10:28:57 pm]meggyok: downtown is lovely! i miss working there

[10:29:18 pm]meggyok: do you know someone tried to commit suicide in the atrium of the central library recently, but lived?

[10:29:30 pm]DarkSkyFlight: no.

[10:30:18 pm]DarkSkyFlight: i'm a journalist.

[10:30:50 pm]meggyok: where do you work?

[10:31:29 pm]DarkSkyFlight: i don't give out where i work.

[10:31:47 pm]meggyok: seems like you don't give out much emotion or interesting info either

[10:32:07 pm]DarkSkyFlight: seems like you enjoy assuming things.

[10:32:18 pm]DarkSkyFlight: you talk with someone for two minutes and judge their whole existence.

[10:32:29 pm]meggyok: and you're on an online dating site

[10:32:30 pm]DarkSkyFlight: good way to approach people.

[10:32:37 pm]meggyok: and you approached me

[10:32:51 pm]DarkSkyFlight: that doesn't mean i'm about to divulge every last detail about myself to you.

[10:33:21 pm]meggyok: i would have been satisfied with "a newspaper" or "a small circular"

[10:33:27 pm]meggyok: i didn't ask your social security number

[10:33:37 pm]meggyok: there are a lot of different places a journalist could work, as i'm sure you're aware

[10:33:44 pm]DarkSkyFlight: you asked where i work. that tells me you want to know the publication. perhaps you should ask your questions differently.

[10:33:46 pm]meggyok: or maybe you're not! because it's the internet, and you may be unemployed

[10:33:58 pm]DarkSkyFlight: yes, that's entirely possible.

[10:34:33 pm]meggyok: lots of journalists out of work these days

[10:34:41 pm]meggyok:anyhow, it's ... been.

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