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tempered greeting! Excuse for absence of lengthy missive due to explained reason. Conceited statement. Deflection of conceited statement; feigned humility. Rhetorical question? Snarky response! Passing reference to previously en vogue indie rock band. Brief description of recent pastimes.

Allusion to ex-boyfriend(s) and/or fundamentalist upbringing. Boring background information containing small revelations of parties-concerned's cryptic identities. Adequate set-up including description of recent events; mildly amusing conclusive observation. Sage perception of technology's current role in modern society.

Ominous and vague tangent. Forced reflexive lightheartedness!

Pretentious self-aware musing. Disgruntled remark.