a conversation

me: Maybe we should get some Special K. Mmm, that stuff is delicious!

Him: Ew, I'm a boy and I don't like it.

Me: What does you being a boy have to do with anything?

Him: I just don't like it, that's all. It's for ladies.

Me: What are you talking about?! It's cereal!

Him: Cereal for ladies. It doesn't taste good to me or to other men.

Me: My grandma used to make it for me and she'd put some banana ...

Him: Your grandma's a lady!

Me: Single ladies ... put a banana on it?

Him: Do not put that in your blog.